I join “CTV News Toronto at Five” with anchor Michelle Dube to talk about new movies in theatres including the new “Scary Movie,” the live-action cartoon “Masters of the Universe” and the tuneful “Power Ballad.”
I join CTV Atlantic’s Todd Battis to talk about the new “Scary Movie,” the live-action cartoon “Masters of the Universe” and the tuneful “Power Ballad.”
I join “CP24 Breakfast” hosts Nick Dixon and Jennifer Hsiung to talk about the live-action cartoon “Masters of the Universe,” the new “Scary Movie” and the Disney+ series “Deli Boys.”
I join CTV NewsChannel anchor Akshay Tandon to talk about the new releases in theatres, including the new “Scary Movie,” the live-action cartoon “Masters of the Universe” and the tuneful “Power Ballad.”
Fast reviews for busy people! Watch as I review three movies in less time than it takes to brush your teeth. Have a look as I race against the clock to tell you wazzzzup with the new “Scary Movie,” the live-action cartoon “Masters of the Universe” and the tuneful “Power Ballad.”
SYNOPSIS: In “Masters of the Universe,” a new live-action sword-and-sorcery adventure now playing in theatres, the Sword of Power leads Prince Adam back to Eternia and his alter-ego of He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe. “”Hang on,” says Teela (Camila Mendes), “it’s about to get weird.”
CAST: Nicholas Galitzine, Camila Mendes, Alison Brie, James Purefoy, Morena Baccarin, Jóhannes Haukur Jóhannesson, Kristen Wiig, Jared Leto, Idris Elba. Directed by Travis Knight.
REVIEW: “Masters of the Universe” doesn’t take itself seriously and neither should you. The irreverent tone harkens back to “Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves” and “Thor: Ragnarok,” movies that captured the spirit of their source material.
Stranded on Earth at age ten after fleeing his home planet of Eternia, Adam Glenn’s (Nicholas Galitzine) fantasy world of “nerd stuff and sword things” stands in stark contrast to his soul crushing corporate HR gig.
“All that stuff that exists only in legends and bedtime stories,” he says, “talking tigers, spaceships and magic swords that can make a man as mighty as a god, where I come from, that stuff is real.”
His daydreams become real when he is reunited with The Sword of Power, an ancient weapon that grants its rightful owner the power of the gods. He’s transported back to Eternia to find his once peaceful planet transformed into a battlefield by the sadistic Skeletor (Jared Leto), an evil warlord who says things like, “The universe shall quake in my shadow.”
With the help of Captain of the Guards of Eternia, Teela (Camila Mendes) and Heroic Warrior Duncan/Man-At-Arms (Idris Elba), Adam reclaims his true legacy as He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe. “This is my home,” he says. “I’m gonna fight for it.”
Silly but sincere, “Masters of the Universe” is a mix of old and new.
It’s touched with 1980s fan service—1987’s He-Man, Dolph Lundgren even makes a cameo—and Adam’s feathered hair would not have looked out of place on Rick Springfeild, circa “Jesse’s Girl.” I don’t remember discussions on toxic masculinity or teamwork-makes-the-dream-work style speeches in the animated series or the 80s live action movie, but the new version wears those on its sleeve along with souped-up CGI and self-aware humor.
“He’s bad,” Teela says of Skeletor.
“There has to be more to him than that,” says the naïve Adam.
“He has a skull for a face,” Teela shoots back, stating the obvious.
The old and new come together to create a canvas for several giant action set pieces, and smaller moments of exposition, but it’s the characters that bring the fun.
An unrecognizable Jared Leto hands in a theatrical performance as Skeletor that mixes menace with immaturity. He’s an evil diva and the movie is way more fun when he’s on screen. “Hello insignificant wretches,” he says by way of introduction to the people of Eternia. “You are but buttworms under my feet.”
As Adam’s childhood friend turned warrior, Mendes plays Teela with heart, spirit and a great deal of charm.
At the film’s center is Galitzine. As Adam he’s the most powerful man in the universe, but he’s also kinda goofy and naïve. It could have been played strictly for laughs, but instead, he comes across as a sweet and silly himbo, who’s muscly enough to dropkick baddies through a brick wall. He provides something often missing from large scale blockbuster action movies like this, and that’s heart. “My whole life,” he says, “I dreamed of being something more.”
“Masters of the Universe” succeeds in what it sets out to do, update a nostalgic favorite with high stakes action and a modern sensibility. To paraphrase He-Man, “I HAVE THE POWER…. TO ENTERTAIN!”
SYNOPSIS: After 31-years “The Naked Gun” franchise returns to theaters with Liam Neeson playing Police Squad detective Frank Drebin Jr., son of the bumbling cop made famous by the iconic Leslie Nielson in the TV show “Police Squad!” and the1988-1994 trilogy. Directed by Lonely Island’s Akiva Schaffer, “The Naked Gun” sees Drebin Jr. following in his father’s footsteps, blundering his way through a murder investigation involving the brother of femme fatale Beth (Pamela Anderson) and tech giant Richard Cane (Danny Huston).
CAST: Liam Neeson, Pamela Anderson, Paul Walter Hauser, Kevin Durand, and Danny Huston. Directed by Akiva Schaffer.
REVIEW: The last few years at the movies have been no laughing matter. The Hollywood studios, dollar signs dancing in their eyes, by and large stopped making comedies, opting instead to cater to international audiences with IP-driven superhero movies, sci-fi epics and action franchises.
With a mix of absurd humor, sight gags, and deadpan delivery the rebooted “The Naked Gun” hopes audiences will once again embrace their inner silliness at the theatre.
Based on David Zucker, Jim Abrahams and Jerry Zucker ‘s crime parody television show “Police Squad!,” which inspired three big screen comedies starring Leslie Nielsen as the bumbling police lieutenant Frank Drebin, the new film captures the spirit and, more importantly, the rat-a-tat rapid-fire joke density.
In other words, don’t like a joke? Don’t worry, the movie is so tightly packed with gags you won’t have to wait long for another laugh. It’s not subtle. From farce and spoof to beastly puns and even pretend bestiality, it’s willing to try anything to raise a smile, including poking fun at itself with a gag about O.J. Simpson, who starred in the original three movies.
It wouldn’t work if Liam Neeson wasn’t game. Whether he’s prancing around in a schoolgirl’s outfit or ripping the arms off a bad guy and using them to beat him into submission, he’s fully committed to playing it straight amid the chaos. His commanding presence, coupled with echoes of the dramatic work that has dominated his career, brings gravitas to a character who does idiotic things. It’s that push-and-pull that generates the film’s anarchic humor.
Leslie Nielsen will always be the king of “The Naked Gun” style comedy, as a pioneer of the sincere deadpan, but Neeson may be the genre’s clown prince.
At his side is Pamela Anderson as Beth Davenport, femme fatale and Drebin’s love interest. Following up her Golden Globe nominated role in “The Last Showgirl,” she pivots to a character that plays off her bombshell image but allows her to showcase her comedic chops. She embraces the absurdity, as seen in her preposterousness jazz scat solo scene. Once seen, it will not soon be forgotten.
“The Naked Gun” has a few things going for it. In 84 tight minutes (with two post credit scenes), it’s nostalgic and doesn’t play it safe but most of all, it brings laughter back to the theatres. Surely, you might ask, the reboot can’t be as fun as the original movies. Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.
SYNOPSIS: There’s togetherness, the feeling that couples get when they reach a certain comfort level, and then there’s “Together,” the darkly funny story of a couple whose attachment issues are solved by a situation beyond their control.
CAST: Dave Franco, Alison Brie, Damon Herriman, Mia Morrissey. Directed by Michael Shanks.
REVIEW: The story of lovebirds Tom and Millie (real life couple Dave Franco and Alison Brie), “Togetherness” uses icky body horror to investigate themes of love, codependency, attachment and commitment.
When we first meet them, they’re packing up their city life to move to the country. Millie has taken a job to teach at a smaller school where she feels she can really make a difference to her students. Tom, a mostly unemployed musician, whose recently lost his record deal, is reluctant, but goes in support of his girlfriend.
On a hike near their new house, they have an experience that transforms their relationship in unimaginable ways.
“Togetherness” is an unholy mix of rom com and body horror flick; a movie that imagines what could happen when you completely surrender to your other half. There’s co-dependency and then there’s (NO SPOILERS HERE) what happens to Tim and Millie, emotionally and physically.
Much of the success of “Together” comes from its leads. Franco and Brie not only have chemistry, but they find the balance between the humour and the horror. Oddly, given the film’s tone, there’s a sweetness to them, even when the going gets weird and gooey.
Speaking of gooey, the body horror delivers in a way that is disturbing but also acts as an effective, if literal, metaphor for co-dependency. Even as they try and assert their independence, there is a magnetism between them, and later, an actual bond, that spiritually and physically binds them.
Is it extreme? Yup, but it’s also poignant, and a darkly humorous ode to the all-consuming nature of love. If David Cronenberg was to make a love story, it might look something like this.
“Together” navigates a blend of genres—and one very appropriate Spice Girl needle drop—to deliver a movie that is contemplative on the subject of what it means to be a couple but is also as horrific as it is hilarious.
In “Freelance,” a new action comedy now playing in theatres, John Cena plays a man fighting back against a life of quiet desperation, a feeling audiences will be familiar with by the time the end credits roll.
Cena is Mason Pettits, a do gooder trying to find his place in the world. After few miserable years of practicing law left him wanting more—”I thought it would make me feel normal,” he says, “but it made me hate myself.”—he joins the Special Forces. Fulfilled, he says the job allows him to find a much-needed purpose to his life.
That is, until a mission to assassinate dictator Juan Arturo Venegas (Juan Pablo Raba) goes south. Wounded and disillusioned, he leaves behind the life of adventure, and settles down, returning to law and marriage and a safe suburban life.
Bored and unhappy, he accepts a job from Sebastian (Christian Slater), a former Special Forces colleague now running Contractual Defense Industries, a one stop shop-and-shoot mercenary business. “We sell security,” he says.
The job is sounds simple but there is a catch. He will accompany journalist Claire Wellington (Alison Brie) to South America and keep her safe as she interviews Juan Arturo Venegas, the very dictator at the heart of the mission that ended Pettits’s Special Forces career.
“Freelance” is the kind of movie that once gathered dust in direct-to-DVD bins at Blockbuster.
Not even the considerable charm of the leads, Cena and Brie, can overcome the generic action, the weird shifts in tone from bloody gun battles to light comedy, a forgettable villain (played by the usually reliable Marton Csokas) and a goofy dictator who, on one hand speaks about the exploitation of poor countries by corrupt international corporations, while on the other delivering silly lines like, “I believe when one encounters danger, one must sing to it.”
With very few exceptions, “Freelance” feels very been-there-done-that, as if director Pierre Morel tried to pay tribute to the direct-to-DVD genre, but forgot to bring the fun.