I appear on “CTV News at 11:30” with anchor Andria Case to talk about the weekend’s best movies and shows including the FBI period drama “By Any Means” and the violent actioner “Onslaught.”
I join “CTV News Toronto at Five” with anchor Zuraidah Alman to talk about the stylish and satirical “Onslaught,” the big stars of “Mayday” and the vengeance of “By Any Means.”
I join CTV NewsChannel anchor Renée Rodgers to talk about the stylish and satirical “Onslaught,” the big stars of “Mayday” and the vengeance of “By Any Means.”
I sit in on the CFRA Ottawa morning show with host Bill Carroll to talk about the new movies coming to theatres including the stylish and satirical “Onslaught,” the big stars of “Mayday” and the vengeance of “By Any Means.”
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I join the Bell Media Radio Network national night time show “Shane Hewitt and the Night Shift” to talk about why American love a British president, a new wrap artist from actor Tom Hardy a.k.a. Frankie Pulitzer, a Hooters movie, and I review the action flick “Onslaught” and suggest some robot themed cocktaiuls to enjoy with the movie.
SYNOPSIS: In “Onslaught,” a violent new action thriller now playing in theatres, an army sniper protects her daughter from a rogue squad of genetically engineered super soldiers. “Go to your room. Get under the bed. Mommy needs to get her guns.”
CAST: Adria Arjona, Dan Stevens, Eric Wareheim, Reginald VelJohnson, Michael Biehn, Alex Pereira, Drew Starkey, Rebecca Hall. Directed by Adam Wingard.
REVIEW: Laced with Kinky Sex, Drugs and Eurotrash pop, alongside homages to John Carpenter, RoboCop, Jason Voorhees and “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,” “Onslaught” is a satiric government conspiracy theory flick that delivers gore but not many thrills.
Set in the near future, “Onslaught” finds retired Army sniper Celeste (Adria Arjona) living off grid in a New Mexico desert trailer park. “I like it here,” she says. “I feel safe.”
Suffering from PTSD and haunted by her violent past, she is caught off guard when her daughter Daisy’s (Blake Kennedy) baby daddy unexpectedly drops the child off for a weekend visit. Celeste wants a quiet visit with her but is troubled by nearby suspicious military activity.
Turns out, she has every reason to be suspicious. German mad scientist Dr. Hans Kammler (Dan Stevens) is using the cover of the top-secret facility to create genetically engineered super soldiers. With names like Crybaby (Tyler Hall), Cockroach (Dave Campbell) and The Butcher (Alex Pereira), they are the most lethal soldiers known to man.
“Once they begin killing,” Dr. Kammler cackles, “they will not stop. They are the human equivalent of a heat-seeking missile.”
When the super soldiers escape, chaos reigns as they go on a killing spree. “These men are conditioned to kill until they are stopped.” To keep her daughter safe Celeste dusts off her long buried special set of skills to keep her family out of harm’s way. “I’m just going to say a lot of bad words, okay?” she says apologetically to Daisy.
A collection of influences bound together with blood splatter, excentric performances and one liners, “Onslaught” comes together as a gory conspiracy-driven satire of secret government programs and militarized power.
Director Adam Wingard, working from a script by Simon Barrett, has gory good fun while highlighting the serious notion of unethical behaviour by the military and government. The blood-soaked messaging isn’t subtle, and often played for laughs, particularly by Dan Stevens, whose mad scientist with a penchant for German techno music and licking his wife’s feet, is based on SS general Hans Kammler. It’s a willfully strange performance, perfect for the movie’s old-school exploitation vibe, and the movie feels unpredictable when he’s on screen.
When he’s not on screen, however, the movie plays out pretty much how you might imagine it will. Adria Arjona is a credible action lead, and “Dancing with the Stars” and “Die Hard” actor Reginald “Wrong trailer park, mother******!” VelJohnson adds a dollop of charm as Celeste’s Vietnam veteran neighbor and comrade in arms, but the genetically altered villains are essentially just relentless Jason Voorhees types with glowing eyes and bad dispositions.
They are brutal, and a violent scene in a gas station convenience store is grim display of random violence, but overall, they aren’t as menacing as the movie needs them to be.
“Onslaught” is stylish and satirical but delivers more political subtext than actual thrills.
SYNOPSIS: In “Swiped,” a new biopic starring Lily James and now streaming on Disney+, Whitney Wolfe uses intelligence and tenacity to navigate the sexist world of the male-dominated tech industry on her way to becoming the world’s youngest self-made female billionaire.
CAST: Lily James, Dan Stevens, Myha’la, Jackson White, Ben Schnetzer, Pierson Fodé, Clea Duvall, Pedro Correa, Ian Colletti, Coral Peña. Directed by Rachel Lee Goldenberg.
REVIEW: The biopic “Swiped,” the story of tech visionary Whitney Wolfe (Lily James), who founded the online dating platform Bumble, swipes left when it comes to aspiring to being anything other than a Wikipedia page come to life on screen.
As formulaic as its subject is innovative, “Swiped” begins with Wolfe struggling to get a foot in the door of the tech industry. Before she was voted one of the “50 Women Who Are Changing the World” she as an aspiring tech guru whose big break came after a chance encounter with dating app entrepreneur Sean Rad (Ben Schnetzer).
Her input on the launch of dating app Tinder—she created the name and ignited interest for the app on college campuses—vaults her into the company’s executive suite and a relationship with company co-founder Justin Mateen (Jackson White).
When their relationship goes sideways, she leaves the company she helped make successful amid lawsuits and allegations of sexual harassment.
Leaving the misogyny of Tinder behind, she creates Bumble, a dating app that rights the wrongs of the Tinder experience and will eventually make her the world’s youngest female billionaire.
Lily James, who also produces, is fine in the lead role as an in-control woman who will not be overlooked by the men in her work life. She’s let down, however, by a paint-by-numbers script that touches on hot button topics like sexism and misogyny in the tech industry and the superficial nature of hook-up culture. Both are lobbed into the story mix but only in the most superficial of ways. What is meant to be a story of empowerment, innovation and resilience gets overshadowed by the film’s eagerness to inspire.
Lacking the drama of “The Social Network” or “Steve Jobs,” other films that have tread similar ground, “Swiped” is as standard as biopics get.
SYNOPSIS: Based on the true story of Emma Schmidt’s 1928 exorcism, “The Ritual,” a new horror film starring Al Pacino and Dan Stevens, and now playing in theatres, sees two priests battle their personal demons and the malevolent demon possessing a young woman. “We are the Lord’s army in this battle,” says Father Theophilus Riesinger (Al Pacino). “The devil will do whatever it takes to foil our plans. We must be resolute.”
CAST: Al Pacino, Dan Stevens, Ashley Greene, Abigail Cowen, Patrick Fabian, Patricia Heaton, Directed by David Midell.
REVIEW: The devil must have made them do it. There can be no other explanation for “The Ritual,” a movie so endlessly unentertaining only the Angel of the bottomless pit could be held responsible. I mean, how much evil fun can possessed teen Emma be if the worst thing she does is dish out some sick Latin burns and do some demonic hair pulling?
“The Ritual” flips the usual exorcism movie script. There are the customary tropes, the demonic barfing, the levitations and a seemingly innocent child saying terrible things in different languages, but screenwriters David Midell and Enrico Natale focus on the effect of demonic possession on those performing the rituals. The moments of doubt, the crises of faith, the physical and psychological effects suffered by the priests and nuns are front and center, although don’t add up to much. Mostly, the characters sit, shrouded in shadows, looking tortured before Midell, who also directs, quickly cuts away as though he’s embarrassed to show his characters in crisis.
“The Ritual” feels like a missed opportunity to do something different in the genre, as does the quarrel between the priests, Father Joseph Steiger (Dan Stevens) and Father Theophilus Riesinger (Al Pacino) as to whether Emma’s circumstance is psychological or demonic. What could have been an added layer of complexity, the battle between science and faith, between new-fangled ideas and ancient traditions, is instead an unexplored muddle, like so much else in this bland story of good vs. evil.
Considered one of the most thoroughly documented exorcisms in American history, the story of Schmidt not only inspired “The Ritual,” but also “The Exorcism of Anna Ecklund” and, to a lesser extent, the grandaddy of the genre, “The Exoricist.”
So, I suppose, given how documented the case is, it makes sense to shoot it in a cinéma verité (“cinema of truth”) style, but one must wonder what possessed cinematographer Adam Biddle to keep his handheld camera in almost constant motion. It is, perhaps, meant to bring some kinetic energy to a script laden with exposition, clichés, anachronistic dialogue (did anyone ask for a “safe space” in 1928?) and lame jump scares but mostly the shaky camerawork feels erratic, distracting from the performances and story.
There is a certain camp appeal in Al Pacino holler, “Attention Beelzebub!” as he summons Emma’s inner demon, but even that is not enough to earn “The Ritual” a recommend.