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Book turned film with self help twist In Focus By Richard Crouse May 16, 2012 Metro Canada

maxresdefaultBig screen adaptations of novels are common. This year everything from Big screen adaptations of novels are common. This year everything from The Lorax to The Hunger Games and even Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter are making the leap from page to stage.

Less common is the reworking of self-help books for the movies.

Earlier this year Think Like a Man, a rom com based on Steve Harvey’s bestselling advice book was a huge hit and this weekend pregnancy guide What to Expect When You’re Expecting gets the all star treatment as a comedy starring Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez and Elizabeth Banks.

Self help guides rarely get adapted into movies because they generally lack a dramatic arc. 101 Ways to Improve Your Communication Skills Instantly, 4th Edition, for instance, doesn’t offer up much in the way of exciting drama, but some filmmakers have found ways of creating stories from advice books.

In 1962 when Helen Gurley Brown’s book Sex and the Single Girl sold 2 million copies in 3 weeks, Hollywood came calling. The book’s then controversial premise—
that women should enjoy sex in or out of wedlock— was, however, watered down into a salute to marriage, which better suited the tone of the times than the book’s feminist message.

Years later both Sex and the City and Renée Zellweger’s sex farce Down with Love both looked to the book for inspiration.

The success of Sex and the Single Girl gave birth to Woody Allen’s adaptation of David Reuben’s sex manual Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask). Allen adapted the bestseller’s seven chapters—including What Happens During Ejaculation?—into vignettes which explored human sexuality.

In 2004 Tiny Fey shortened the unwieldy title Queen Bees and Wannabes: Helping Your Daughters Survive Cliques, Gossip, Boyfriends, and Other Realities of Adolescence to Mean Girls. The story of high school cliques was a hit and launched the careers of Rachel McAdams and Amanda Seyfried.

Not all self-help book adaptations are successful.  One review for Let’s Go To Prison, based on an advice book by Jim Hogshire, said, “89 minutes that drag on like, well, a prison sentence,” while He’s Just Not That Into You was likened to “reliving your 20s, without any of the fun.”

Those flops haven’t stopped filmmakers from developing more stories from self-help books. Soon the most famous of them all, Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus, will be coming to a theatre near you.  are making the leap from page to stage.

Less common is the reworking of self-help books for the movies.

Earlier this year Think Like a Man, a rom com based on Steve Harvey’s bestselling advice book was a huge hit and this weekend pregnancy guide What to Expect When You’re Expecting gets the all star treatment as a comedy starring Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez and Elizabeth Banks.

Self help guides rarely get adapted into movies because they generally lack a dramatic arc. 101 Ways to Improve Your Communication Skills Instantly, 4th Edition, for instance, doesn’t offer up much in the way of exciting drama, but some filmmakers have found ways of creating stories from advice books.

In 1962 when Helen Gurley Brown’s book Sex and the Single Girl sold 2 million copies in 3 weeks, Hollywood came calling. The book’s then controversial premise—
that women should enjoy sex in or out of wedlock— was, however, watered down into a salute to marriage, which better suited the tone of the times than the book’s feminist message.

Years later both Sex and the City and Renée Zellweger’s sex farce Down with Love both looked to the book for inspiration.

The success of Sex and the Single Girl gave birth to Woody Allen’s adaptation of David Reuben’s sex manual Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask). Allen adapted the bestseller’s seven chapters—including What Happens During Ejaculation?—into vignettes which explored human sexuality.

In 2004 Tiny Fey shortened the unwieldy title Queen Bees and Wannabes: Helping Your Daughters Survive Cliques, Gossip, Boyfriends, and Other Realities of Adolescence to Mean Girls. The story of high school cliques was a hit and launched the careers of Rachel McAdams and Amanda Seyfried.

Not all self-help book adaptations are successful.  One review for Let’s Go To Prison, based on an advice book by Jim Hogshire, said, “89 minutes that drag on like, well, a prison sentence,” while He’s Just Not That Into You was likened to “reliving your 20s, without any of the fun.”

Those flops haven’t stopped filmmakers from developing more stories from self-help books. Soon the most famous of them all, Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus, will be coming to a theatre near you.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER: 3 STARS

Unknown“Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” throws a crimson stain on American history, but for a movie about vampires “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” has very little bite. You have to expect a movie about a president offing vampires to be silly, and this movie is, but you also hope it will have some scares, and those are as rare as beard trimmer in Lincoln’s travel kit.

The story of Abraham Lincoln’s bloodsucker battles begins in 1818 when his mother is killed by a vengeful vampire. His hatred of his mother’s killer grows for years, but when he finally has the chance to even the score, he is bitten by the urge to hunt vampires. Teaming up with a Van Helsing-esque warrior named Henry Sturgess (Dominic Cooper), he uses a silver tipped axe to make sure America remains “a nation of men and not monsters.”

There are a couple of big action set pieces and bloodsuckers get killed by the dozen, but the over reliance on computer generated effects reduces the vampire battles–and that’s what we’re paying to see!– to a bloody synthetic spray of binary code, and little more.

This isn’t a history lesson, it’s a movie about killing vampires in slow motion and on that level it only works in the film’s OTT action sequences. Give me more of Honest Abe jumping from horse to horse during a stampede, and less of everything else. Although, having said that, I have to have a soft spot for a movie that wraps up (MILD SPOILER) with Mary Todd Lincoln (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) saying, “Abraham! Hurry, we’re late for the theatre!”

The vampires do have cool shark fangs, there’s an unexpected horse-drawn-carriage rescue and the head vamp is 5000 years old, but there’s no real atmosphere to go along with the flowery language and petticoats. It’s neither historical or horror. It’s not fish, but it is occasionally foul. The acting ranges from good–Benjamin Walker beards-up nicely as the elder Abe–to the bland–Anthony Mackie as Will, Abe’s forgettable friend–to the bad–Rufus Sewell as the “first vampire” Adam is not nearly megalomaniacal enough–and everyone seems to be struggling to find the right tone to tell the story.

“Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” director Timur Bekmambetov knows his way around an action scene but despite the gallons of gore on display has made a bloodless vampire movie. Abe would hate it, honestly.